real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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