okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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