This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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