they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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