Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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