fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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