Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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