Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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