I didn't shave. On purpose
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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