they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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