I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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