i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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