I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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