Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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