talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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