I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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