You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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