Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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