Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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