I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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