You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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