I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Your cock deserves a montage
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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