First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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