This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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