My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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