we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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