New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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