is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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