I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
