I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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