Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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