oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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