Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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