she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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