That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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