White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
