He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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