i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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