he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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