I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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