im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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