i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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