Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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