Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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