i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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