At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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