did you get engaged???
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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