does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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