I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My first STD was from a foam party
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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