$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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