He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
3 2 1 whiskey
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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