No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Drunk is a universal language darling
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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