Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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