using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
tell me about the eggs
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