: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to have your abortion
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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