There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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