It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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