I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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