are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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